Some of these "tongue-in-cheek" indications of a cheating spouse are actually telltale indicators of a cheating husband or wife. No copyright exists. Send this to anybody you think might be interested. But just don't make any adjustments.
A Cheating Spouse's Behavior;
1) Despite having a vasectomy, you discover birth control pills in her medicine cabinet.
2) Your coworkers begin behaving oddly toward you. (They are either aware of the infidelity or have heard tales about what a terrible girlfriend or wife you are.)
3) Your unfaithful spouse stops coming to you for guidance and for support.
4) Creates a new email account without informing you of it.
5) He smells like Irish Spring when he leaves the house in the morning and Safeguards when he comes home in the evening.
6) She joins a gym and starts a demanding exercise regimen.
7) She purchases a cell phone without telling you.
8) He creates a different cell phone account that is charged to his business.
9) You are taking the pill, and your adulterous husband is carrying condoms.
10) Starts removing all incoming caller ID information.
11) Eliminates all incoming emails that might otherwise build up.
12) Usually out of remorse, he gets "accusatory" and queries whether you are being sincere with him.
13) Poses speculative inquiries like, "Do you think it's possible to love more than one person at a time?"
14) He buys new undergarments for himself.
15) He demands that the car seat, toys, and other items not be brought in.
16) The unfaithful spouse stops donning her wedding band.
17. Has an unexpected willingness to help with the laundry.
18) Has back or neck bruises or scratches that are not apparent.
19) Suddenly wants to test out fresh dating strategies.
20) He or she abruptly ends your sexual relations.
21) They suddenly desire more and more frequently.
22) Allegedly puts in a lot of overtime hours, but it never appears on the pay stub.
23. Picks conflicts in order to leave the house quickly.
24) You unintentionally learn that the person took a day off for vacation or personal reasons but claimed to have worked on those days.
25) Sudden interest in the music of a different genre.
26) Your presence makes the coworkers of your spouse uneasy.
27. Has a sudden obsession with their appearance
28) Uses the computer for an inordinate period of time, particularly after you've gone to bed.
29) Because he just ate at his mistress's place and had to eat the meal you made for him when he returned home, he frequently throws up.
30) Your spouse is spending more nights or weekends away from the house than in the past.
31) The aftershave or scent on his or her clothing is strange. Lipstick is visible on your husband's shirt.
32) There is a decrease in the amount of money deposited into your bank account.
33) You discover intimate clothing or other little gifts that you did not offer your spouse.
34) Your partner appears to be less at ease with you and is "touchy" and easily agitated.
35) You occasionally receive calls from people who hang up as soon as they hear your voice.
36) He or she becomes disengaged from household activities.
37) You have a hunch that something is wrong. This is intuition.
38) He or she clearly has a different attitude toward each member of the household.
39) When speaking on the phone, she often whispers or abruptly hangs up.
40) She exudes an aura of luminosity.
41) Unusual unpredictable conduct.
42) He leaves the house covertly.
43) Her purse is next to the bed where she sleeps.
44) She goes grocery shopping and returns home five hours later.
45) He informs you that there is another phone number where you can reach him.
I hope this article helped you spot the signs that your partner is cheating. If you suspect that your partner is cheating, the best thing to do is to talk to them about it. In any relationship, communication is essential.
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